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"Hello everyone, my name is Raven Fire, more commonly known as Underworld. Today I'm here as your host for the greatest show, not on your tv! That show is, Hetalia Idol!! Our amazing judges are Romulus Vargas, more commonly known as Roman Empire, and Fritz Beilschmidt, more commonly known as Germania. Say hi!!" Says Raven.
My head is stuck in the clouds
She begs me to come down
Says, "Boy, quit foolin' around"
I told her, "I love the view from up here
Warm sun and wind in my ear
We'll watch the world from above
As it turns to the rhythm of love"
We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
My heart beats like a drum
A guitar string to the strum
A beautiful song to be sung
She's got blue eyes deep like the sea
That roll back when she's laughing at me
She rises up like the tide
The moment her lips meet mine
We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
When the moon is low
We can dance in slow motion
And all your tears will subside
All your tears will dry
And long after I've gone
You'll still be humming along
And I will keep you in my mind
The way you make love so fine
We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
Yeah, sway to the rhythm of love
Hör auf dich zu beschwern
Mir auf den Sack zu gehn
Hör auf dir leid zu tun
Und alles schwarz zu sehn
Ich weiß es ist nicht leicht
Und dass es oft nicht reicht
Doch all den andern hier
Geht es genau wie dir
Wer glaubst du wer du bist
Was glaubst du was das ist
Es geht mal auf mal ab
Und du machst jetzt schon schlapp
Komm gib dir einen Ruck
Befrei dich von dem Druck
Der dich in Ketten legt
Dich von den Füßen fegt
Das Leben auf Erden
Ist ein gemeiner Krieg
Wir spielen wir kämpfen
Wir setzen alles auf Sieg
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wer hätte das gedacht
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir hatten wieder mal Glück
Wir sind immer noch da
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir haben's wieder mal geschafft
Hurra – wir leben noch
Jetzt erst recht
Unser Leben ist echt
Du weißt nicht was du willst
Du weißt nicht was du hast
Bald weißt du wie es ist
Wenn man den Zug verpaßt
Du stellst dir selbst ein Bein
Du sagst zu allem nein
Wink deinem Leben nach
Du holst es nicht mehr ein
Wer glaubst du wer du bist
Was glaubst du was das ist
Wer weiß ob es sich lohnt
Wenn dich der Teufel schont
Gib zu es ist verrückt
Dass du nach etwas suchst
Dass du dein Leben liebst
Obwohl du es verfluchst
Das Leben auf Erden
Ist ein gemeiner Krieg
Wir spielen wir kämpfen
Wir setzen alles auf Sieg
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wer hätte das gedacht
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir hatten wieder mal Glück
Wir sind immer noch da
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir haben's wieder mal geschafft
Hurra – wir leben noch
Jetzt erst recht
Unser Leben ist echt
Dancing in the night kono FUROA de
RIZUMU ni norenu yatsu kirisute gomen
Dancing all the night kono jidai ni
ikusa wo makiokose BIBA SAMURAI (HEA!)
ue de shihai suru yatsu ga ite
shita de ugoiteru yatsu ga iru
ore wa dochira nimo somarazu ni
tada mai wo tsuzukeru
kono semai Nihon ni otoko toshite umareta nara
tenka wo toreru made tomanna
donna kabe mo koete yuke
Dancing in the night donna MIKKUSU mo
RIZUMU ni norenu nara HARAKIRI gomen
Dancing all the night kono jidai ni
arashi wo makiokose
DANCING SAMURAI (HEA!)
machi de surechigau onnakotachi
mijukuna ore ni wa mada hayaku
dakedemo koe wo kakete miru
kekkyoku mushi wo sareru
aa nara nushi toshite teppen e nobotte yaru
tachihadakaru mono wa isshun de
ittou ryoudan shite yaru
Dancing at the place donna basho demo
RIZUMU wo umidaserya Happy na Life
Dancing with your pace donna jidai demo
zenryoku de ikanakya DAME SAMURAI (HEA!)
Dancing in your life saigo no toki mo
ongaku ga aru nara SHIAWASE da na
Dancing all your life sono koro ni wa
dareshimo ga mitomeru
DANCING SAMURAI (HEA!)
Dancing in the night kono FUROA de
RIZUMU ni norenu yatsu kirisute gomen
Dancing all the night kono jidai ni
ikusa wo makiokose HIRA SAMURAI
itsunohi nika shinno SAMURAI
SAMURAI (Harakire kisama~!)
"Arigato Raven-chan." He thanks.
Steel to my trembling lips,
How did the night ever get like this?
One shot and the whiskey goes down, down, down
Bottom of the bottle hits
Waking up my mind as I throw a fit
The breakin' is takin' me down, down, down
My heart's beating faster, I know what I'm after.
I've been standing here my whole life,
Everything I've seen twice, now it's time I realize
It's spinnin' back around now, on this road I'm crawling
Save me cause I'm falling, now I can't seem to breathe right
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.
'Round and around I'd go, addicted to the numb
Living in the cold
The higher, the lower the down, down, down
Sick of being tired and sick of waiting
For another kind of fix
The damage is damning me down, down, down
My heart's beating faster, I know what I'm after.
I've been standing here my whole life,
Everything I've seen twice, now it's time I realize
It's spinning back around now, on this road I'm crawling
Save me cause I'm falling, now I can't seem to breathe right
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.
Woah ohhhhh,
I'm coming alive.
Woah ohhhhh,
Wake up now and live oh!
Woah ohhhhh,
I'm coming alive.
A life that's always been a dream,
Wake up now and live oh!
I've been standing here my whole life,
My heart's beating faster, I know what I'm after.
I've been standing here my whole life,
Everything I've seen twice, now it's time I realize
It's spinning back around now, on this road I'm crawling
Save me cause I'm falling, now I can't seem to breathe right
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.
Tonight we dance,
I leave my life in your hands.
We take the floor,
Nothing is forbidden anymore.
Don't let the world in outside.
Don't let a moment go by.
Nothing can stop us tonight!
[Chorus]
?Bailamos! - We Dance
Let the rhythm take you over...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio - I want you, my love
?Bailamos!
Wanna live this night forever...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Te quiero! - I want you
Tonight I'm yours,
We can make it happen I'm so sure.
I won't let it go.
There is something I think you should know.
I won't be leaving your side,
We're gonna dance through the night.
I want to reach for the stars!
[Chorus]
?Bailamos!
Let the rhythm take you over...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Bailamos!
Wanna live this night forever...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Te quiero!
Tonight we dance,
Like no tomorrow.
If you will stay with me,
Te quiero mi amor.
Quidate conmigo... - Stay with me
Esta noche...bailamos. - Tonight we dance
?Bailamos!
?Bailamos!
Let the rhythm take you over...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Bailamos!
Wanna live this night forever...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Te quiero!
?Como te quiero! - How I love you
?Ay, como te quiero!
?Como te quiero!
"Gracias for listening!!"
[Spoken:]
After all that you put me through,
You think I'd despise you,
But in the end I wanna thank you,
'Cause you've made me that much stronger
Well I thought I knew you, thinkin' that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust called your bluff time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were there by my side, always down for the ride
But your joy ride just came down in flames 'cause your greed sold me out in shame
After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that I hold resentment for you
But uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do, I wouldn't know
Just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it
[Chorus:]
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Never saw it coming, all of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in on a good thing before I'd realize your game
I heard you're going round playing the victim now
But don't even begin feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave
After all of the fights and the lies 'cause you're wanting to haunt me
But that won't work anymore, no more,
It's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now and never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it
[Chorus]
How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretend not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
YOU-WON'T-STOP-ME
I am a fighter and I
I ain't gonna stop
There is no turning back
I've had enough
[Chorus]
You thought I would forget
But I remembered
'Cause I remembered
I remembered
You thought I would forget
I remembered
'Cause I remembered
I remembered
[Chorus]
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
I don't necessarily need to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones though
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
You know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
Uh uh
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's cause my little sister wrote it
I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
I'm awesome!
(Swagger of a cripple)
Check it out
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt (nope) and I can't ski
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
Find me whipped my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin' at McDonald's because Subway is pricey
Uh and my unibrow is plucked
Just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "for what? blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
I'm like mom, please don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve
My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
And the hair on my ass it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
Cause I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
Only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon
I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
I'm awesome!
(Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift)
Futher more I'm cornier than ethanol
Cheesier than provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With an ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling Optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my game
I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man up
If there was a fight here
If you got dandruff
If you drink light beer
I'm out of breath...
But I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
I'm awesome!
"Don't tell me, zhat vas awesome right?!"
American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(so come on)
Another promise, another seed
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come, let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(so come on)
Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Yura yura XIANG YOU LAN acchi o XIANG YOU LAN
Midokoro mansai NI HAO Chuugoku
Burabura MAI DONG XI kocchi de MAI DONG XI
Mekurumeku tokimeki NI HAO Chuugoku
BEIJING ahiru maruyaki
SHANGHAI yopparai no kani
GUANGDONG hebi tokage dentou no aji
SICHUAN MALA AJI shibireru aru yo
Sekai saita no
NETTO jinkou hokoru aru
Douga saito misugite
Tetsu ya (mi sugicchata aru...)
Haya-oki no hitotachi
Muragaru kouen
Kenkou no tame aru
Nemui me kosutte taikyokuken
XIE XIE!
Yura yura XIANG YOU LAN acchi o XIANG YOU LAN
Kinu no michi tadotte NI HAO Chuugoku
Burabura MAI DONG XI kocchi de MAI DONG XI
Oyatsu wa yamucha de NI HAO Chuugoku
JIUZHAIGOU shinpi no mizu
CHANGCHENG one o wataru kaze
WULINGYUAN shokubutsu no houko
HUANGSHAN yonzetsu kanjiru yoroshi
Sekai saikou hou
Jiman no ryouri tsukuru aru
Choumi ryou zetsumeyou na kagen
"Ato wa, kimochi wo komeru aru!"
Naniyori mo daiji na
Yuuhan no tame nara
Kaigi ni okurete mo
"Hansei mo, koukai mo, shite ne aru yo!"
Aah, daichi no kodo kanjite
Aah, hisui no oku ni yomigaeru kiseki
Kagayaki tsudzukeru kurenai no
Honou tayasazu, susumu aru!
Yura yura XIANG YOU LAN acchi o XIANG YOU LAN
Yonsennen no rekishi NI HAO Chuugoku
Bura bura MAI DONG XI kocchi de MAI DONG XI
Suzuri fude te ni shite NI HAO Chuugoku
NI HAO Chuugoku!
Where the dreamy volga flows
There's a lonely russian rose
Gazing tenderly
Down upon her knee
Where a baby's brown eyes glisten
Listen
Ev'ry night you'll hear her croon
A russian lullaby
Just a little plaintive tune
When baby starts to cry
Rock-a-bye my baby
Somewhere there may be
A land that's free for you and me
And a russian lullaby
Meet me down at Curly Pearls, for a
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
In my high-heeled shoes and fancy fads
I ran down the stairs hailed me a cab, going
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah
When I pushed the door, I saw Eleanor
And Mary-Lou swinging on the floor, going
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Sue came in, in a silk sarong
She walzed across as they played that song,
going
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah
Annie was a little late
She had to get out of a date with a
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Curly fixed another drink
As the piano man began to sing that song
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah
It was already half past three
But the night was young and so were we,
dancing
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Oh Lord, did we have a ball
Still singing, walking down that hall, that
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah
Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
France x Reader x Canada: Magnifique
PruCan (oneshot) Lazy Song
AmeRus An Ice Cold Date
Hetalia © Hidekazu Himaruya
Picture © person who drew it
Songs © the various artists and musicians
Raven Fire ©
Idea and plot ©