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Hetalia Idol!!!! Part 1!!!

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"Hello everyone, my name is Raven Fire, more commonly known as Underworld. Today I'm here as your host for the greatest show, not on your tv! That show is, Hetalia Idol!! Our amazing judges are Romulus Vargas, more commonly known as Roman Empire, and Fritz Beilschmidt, more commonly known as Germania. Say hi!!" Says Raven.

"Ciao to all the bellas and bellos!! I can't wait to see all the amazing talent!!!" He said blowing a kiss to the camera and winking.

"Guten tag everyvone, I am Fritz and I'm very excited." He says slightly stoic.

"Well let's bring out our first contestant, Feliciano Vargas more commonly known as North Italy, or just Italy!!!" 

Italy runs out towards the microphone on the stage and says "Ciao, everybody!! I'm Feliciano Vargas, but you can call me Feli, or Italy, whichever! Oh hello grandpa Rome, it's great to see you!!"

"It's great to see you too Feli!!" Romulus says happily.

"Well Feli what song will you sing today?" She asks him.

"I'll be singing Rhythm of Love by The Plain White T's!!" He says and sings. 

My head is stuck in the clouds
She begs me to come down
Says, "Boy, quit foolin' around"
I told her, "I love the view from up here
Warm sun and wind in my ear
We'll watch the world from above
As it turns to the rhythm of love"

We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love

My heart beats like a drum
A guitar string to the strum
A beautiful song to be sung
She's got blue eyes deep like the sea
That roll back when she's laughing at me
She rises up like the tide
The moment her lips meet mine

We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love

When the moon is low
We can dance in slow motion
And all your tears will subside
All your tears will dry

And long after I've gone
You'll still be humming along
And I will keep you in my mind
The way you make love so fine

We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
Yeah, sway to the rhythm of love


Feli finishes and says "Grazie!!"

"Judges?" Raven says.

"That was bello!! Bello!!! I loved it!!" Romulus cheers "Encore, encore!!"

"Zhat vas very guten, danke for performing for us." Fritz says.

"Thanks Feli!!" Raven says and Italy runs off "Next we have Ludwig Beilschmidt more commonly known as Germany!! Come on out here!!" Germany walks out and stands in front of the microphone "What song will be performing for today Lud?"

"I vill be singing Wir Leben Noch Megaherz by Hurra." He says and sings the song. 

Hör auf dich zu beschwern
Mir auf den Sack zu gehn
Hör auf dir leid zu tun
Und alles schwarz zu sehn
Ich weiß es ist nicht leicht
Und dass es oft nicht reicht
Doch all den andern hier
Geht es genau wie dir
Wer glaubst du wer du bist
Was glaubst du was das ist
Es geht mal auf mal ab
Und du machst jetzt schon schlapp
Komm gib dir einen Ruck
Befrei dich von dem Druck
Der dich in Ketten legt
Dich von den Füßen fegt

Das Leben auf Erden
Ist ein gemeiner Krieg
Wir spielen wir kämpfen
Wir setzen alles auf Sieg

Hurra – wir leben noch
Wer hätte das gedacht
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir hatten wieder mal Glück
Wir sind immer noch da
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir haben's wieder mal geschafft
Hurra – wir leben noch
Jetzt erst recht
Unser Leben ist echt

Du weißt nicht was du willst
Du weißt nicht was du hast
Bald weißt du wie es ist
Wenn man den Zug verpaßt
Du stellst dir selbst ein Bein
Du sagst zu allem nein
Wink deinem Leben nach
Du holst es nicht mehr ein
Wer glaubst du wer du bist
Was glaubst du was das ist
Wer weiß ob es sich lohnt
Wenn dich der Teufel schont
Gib zu es ist verrückt
Dass du nach etwas suchst
Dass du dein Leben liebst
Obwohl du es verfluchst

Das Leben auf Erden
Ist ein gemeiner Krieg
Wir spielen wir kämpfen
Wir setzen alles auf Sieg

Hurra – wir leben noch
Wer hätte das gedacht
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir hatten wieder mal Glück
Wir sind immer noch da
Hurra – wir leben noch
Wir haben's wieder mal geschafft
Hurra – wir leben noch
Jetzt erst recht
Unser Leben ist echt

Ludwig finishes and says "Danke for listening."

"What do our judges have to say?" Raven asks.

"That was very nice, but I don't know what you said exactly..." Romulus says.

"Zhat vas vonderbar my son." Fritz congratulates.

"Thanks Lud!" Raven says and he walks off "Next we have Kiku Honda more commonly known as Japan!!! Get on out here Kiku!!" Japan walks out. "What song will you be performing today?"

"I wirr be singing Dancing Samurai by Vocaloid Gakupo." He says and then sings. 

Dancing in the night  kono FUROA de 
RIZUMU ni norenu yatsu  kirisute gomen 
Dancing all the night  kono jidai ni 
ikusa wo makiokose  BIBA SAMURAI (HEA!)

ue de shihai suru yatsu ga ite 
shita de ugoiteru yatsu ga iru 
ore wa dochira nimo somarazu ni 
tada mai wo tsuzukeru 
kono semai Nihon ni otoko toshite umareta nara 
tenka wo toreru made tomanna 
donna kabe mo koete yuke


Dancing in the night  donna MIKKUSU mo 
RIZUMU ni norenu nara  HARAKIRI gomen 
Dancing all the night  kono jidai ni 
arashi wo makiokose 
DANCING SAMURAI (HEA!)

machi de surechigau onnakotachi 
mijukuna ore ni wa mada hayaku 
dakedemo koe wo kakete miru 
kekkyoku mushi wo sareru 
aa  nara nushi toshite teppen e nobotte yaru 
tachihadakaru mono wa isshun de 
ittou ryoudan shite yaru

Dancing at the place  donna basho demo 
RIZUMU wo umidaserya  Happy na Life 
Dancing with your pace  donna jidai demo 
zenryoku de ikanakya  DAME SAMURAI (HEA!)

Dancing in your life  saigo no toki mo 
ongaku ga aru nara SHIAWASE da na 
Dancing all your life  sono koro ni wa 
dareshimo ga mitomeru 
DANCING SAMURAI (HEA!)

Dancing in the night  kono FUROA de 
RIZUMU ni norenu yatsu  kirisute gomen 
Dancing all the night  kono jidai ni 
ikusa wo makiokose  HIRA SAMURAI

itsunohi nika  shinno SAMURAI 
SAMURAI  (Harakire kisama~!)

"That was great Kiku!!" Rae says happily.

"Arigato Raven-chan." He thanks.

"Judges?" She asks.

"That was great, I didn't know what you were saying, but great!" Romulus cheers.

"Ja, zhat vas very good." Fritz agrees.

"Arigato Romurus-san and Fritz-san!" Kiku says bowing before walking off.

"Next we have Lovino Vargas more commonly known as Romano, or South Italy!!" Rae says happily and Romano walks out annoyed. "What's wrong Lovi?"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" He shouts before saying "Nothing, let's get this over with. I'll be singing Runnin' by Adam Lambert." He says and sings, and looks happy.

Steel to my trembling lips,
How did the night ever get like this?
One shot and the whiskey goes down, down, down
Bottom of the bottle hits
Waking up my mind as I throw a fit
The breakin' is takin' me down, down, down

My heart's beating faster, I know what I'm after.
I've been standing here my whole life,
Everything I've seen twice, now it's time I realize
It's spinnin' back around now, on this road I'm crawling
Save me cause I'm falling, now I can't seem to breathe right
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.

'Round and around I'd go, addicted to the numb
Living in the cold
The higher, the lower the down, down, down
Sick of being tired and sick of waiting
For another kind of fix
The damage is damning me down, down, down

My heart's beating faster, I know what I'm after.
I've been standing here my whole life,
Everything I've seen twice, now it's time I realize
It's spinning back around now, on this road I'm crawling
Save me cause I'm falling, now I can't seem to breathe right
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.

Woah ohhhhh,
I'm coming alive.
Woah ohhhhh,
Wake up now and live oh!

Woah ohhhhh,
I'm coming alive.
A life that's always been a dream,
Wake up now and live oh!

I've been standing here my whole life,
My heart's beating faster, I know what I'm after.

I've been standing here my whole life,
Everything I've seen twice, now it's time I realize
It's spinning back around now, on this road I'm crawling
Save me cause I'm falling, now I can't seem to breathe right
Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.

Cause I keep runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
Runnin' from my heart.

He finishes and his scowl returns "That was wicked Lovino!! Judges?" She asks.

"That was amazing Roma!!! I'm so proud!!" Romulus cheers.

"Zhat vas very good, and unexpected." Fritz says genuinely surprised.

He walks off and Raven says "Next up is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo!! More commonly known as Spain!!!"

Spain ran on and grabbed the microphone saying "Hola!! I'm Antonio Fernandez Carriedo but you can call me Tonio!! Today I'm going sing Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias!!" He announces and sings his heart out.

Tonight we dance,
I leave my life in your hands.
We take the floor,
Nothing is forbidden anymore.

Don't let the world in outside.
Don't let a moment go by.
Nothing can stop us tonight!

[Chorus]
?Bailamos! - We Dance
Let the rhythm take you over...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio - I want you, my love
?Bailamos! 
Wanna live this night forever...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Te quiero! - I want you

Tonight I'm yours,
We can make it happen I'm so sure.
I won't let it go.
There is something I think you should know.

I won't be leaving your side,
We're gonna dance through the night.
I want to reach for the stars!

[Chorus]
?Bailamos!
Let the rhythm take you over...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Bailamos!
Wanna live this night forever...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Te quiero!

Tonight we dance,
Like no tomorrow.
If you will stay with me,
Te quiero mi amor.

Quidate conmigo... - Stay with me
Esta noche...bailamos. - Tonight we dance
?Bailamos!

?Bailamos!
Let the rhythm take you over...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Bailamos!
Wanna live this night forever...
?Bailamos!
Te quiero amor mio...
?Te quiero!

?Como te quiero! - How I love you
?Ay, como te quiero!
?Como te quiero!

"Gracias for listening!!"

"That was great my nephew!!" Romulus cheers.

"Ja very good." Fritz complements.

"Gracias!!" He thanks.

"No thank you, Tonio. Next up is Elizabeta Hedervary, more commonly known as Hungary!! Get out here girl!!"

"Hey Rae, how are you?" Eliza asks.

"I'm great, you?" She asks the other female.

"I'm awesome, thanks for asking!! What are you singing today?" Raven asks.

"Fighter by Christina Aguilera." The Hungarian woman answers before singing. 

[Spoken:]
After all that you put me through,
You think I'd despise you,
But in the end I wanna thank you,
'Cause you've made me that much stronger

Well I thought I knew you, thinkin' that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust called your bluff time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were there by my side, always down for the ride
But your joy ride just came down in flames 'cause your greed sold me out in shame

After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that I hold resentment for you
But uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do, I wouldn't know
Just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

[Chorus:]
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Never saw it coming, all of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in on a good thing before I'd realize your game
I heard you're going round playing the victim now
But don't even begin feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave
After all of the fights and the lies 'cause you're wanting to haunt me
But that won't work anymore, no more,
It's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now and never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

[Chorus]

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretend not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
YOU-WON'T-STOP-ME

I am a fighter and I
I ain't gonna stop
There is no turning back
I've had enough

[Chorus]

You thought I would forget
But I remembered
'Cause I remembered
I remembered
You thought I would forget
I remembered
'Cause I remembered
I remembered

[Chorus]

"Awesome, you make those dumb guys suffer!! What do our great judges have to say?" Raven asks.

"That was great, bella!" Romulus says.

"I'm very proud of you my niece." Fritz says.

"Thank you all!!" She says before getting off the stage.

"Next we have Gilbert Beilschmidt more commonly known as Prussia!!" Rae announces.

"Hallo all you people! I'm zhe awesome Gilbert and I'm gonna be singing Mother Fucker I'm Awesome by Spose!!" He says and sings loudly.

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
I don't necessarily need to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones though

Motherfucker I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall

You know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
Uh uh
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's cause my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
I'm awesome!

(Swagger of a cripple)

Check it out
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt (nope) and I can't ski
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
Find me whipped my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin' at McDonald's because Subway is pricey

Uh and my unibrow is plucked
Just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "for what? blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
I'm like mom, please don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve
My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
And the hair on my ass it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
Cause I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
Only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
I'm awesome!

(Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift)

Futher more I'm cornier than ethanol
Cheesier than provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With an ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling Optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my game
I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man up
If there was a fight here
If you got dandruff
If you drink light beer
I'm out of breath...

But I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends on-line
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voice mail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my facebook wall
I'm awesome!

 "Don't tell me, zhat vas awesome right?!"

"Judges?" Raven asks tentatively.

"That was interesting..." Romulus says.

"I have to say zhe same zhing son." Fritz says annoyed.

"I know, later losers!!" He shouts running off stage.

"Well up next we have Alfred F. Jones more commonly known as America!! C'mon out here dude!!" Rae announces.

America yells into the microphone "Sup dudes and dudettes!! I'm the hero!! I'm gonna be singing Red, White, and Blue by Toby Keith!!" He then starts singing in a country accent. 

American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

"That's really patriotic Alfred." Rae says with a sweatdrop. "What do our judges think?"

"You stayed close to who you are and that was great!!" Romulus cheers.

"Ja, zhat vas a fine performance." Fritz says.

"Yahoo!! You know it!! Later dudes!!" He shouts running off.

"Next up we have my love, Arthur Kirkland more commonly known as United kingdom of England and Northern Ireland!!!"

England calmly walks out and says "Thank you love for that kind introduction. Today I'll be singing Uprising by Muse." He sings and let's put his punk out.

Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(so come on)

Another promise, another seed
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(so come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)

Interchanging mind control
Come, let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(so come on)

Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(so come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

"Oooh baby, I can't wait till this is over and we are back in the hotel room~" Raven says seductively to get British man.

"Love, please control yourself. We're in public." Arthur scolds.

"Alright, judges, your opinions?" She asks.

"Not my kind of song but nice." Romulus says.

"Zhat vas good." Fritz says.

"Alright, thank you all." Arthur says walking away.

"Bye baby, see you soon~" Raven says before composing herself "Sorry about that, anyway next we have Yao Wang, more commonly known as China!!"

"Ni hao everyone, I'm Yao!! Today I'll be singing Ni hao China by my little brother Japan!!" He says, then sings happily.

Yura yura XIANG YOU LAN acchi o XIANG YOU LAN 
Midokoro mansai NI HAO Chuugoku 
Burabura MAI DONG XI kocchi de MAI DONG XI 
Mekurumeku tokimeki NI HAO Chuugoku

BEIJING ahiru maruyaki 
SHANGHAI yopparai no kani 
GUANGDONG hebi tokage dentou no aji 
SICHUAN MALA AJI shibireru aru yo

Sekai saita no 
NETTO jinkou hokoru aru 
Douga saito misugite 
Tetsu ya (mi sugicchata aru...)


Haya-oki no hitotachi 
Muragaru kouen 
Kenkou no tame aru 
Nemui me kosutte taikyokuken 

XIE XIE!

Yura yura XIANG YOU LAN acchi o XIANG YOU LAN 
Kinu no michi tadotte NI HAO Chuugoku 
Burabura MAI DONG XI kocchi de MAI DONG XI 
Oyatsu wa yamucha de NI HAO Chuugoku

JIUZHAIGOU shinpi no mizu 
CHANGCHENG one o wataru kaze 
WULINGYUAN shokubutsu no houko 
HUANGSHAN yonzetsu kanjiru yoroshi

Sekai saikou hou 
Jiman no ryouri tsukuru aru 
Choumi ryou zetsumeyou na kagen 
"Ato wa, kimochi wo komeru aru!"


Naniyori mo daiji na 
Yuuhan no tame nara 
Kaigi ni okurete mo 
"Hansei mo, koukai mo, shite ne aru yo!"

Aah, daichi no kodo kanjite 
Aah, hisui no oku ni yomigaeru kiseki 
Kagayaki tsudzukeru kurenai no 
Honou tayasazu, susumu aru!

Yura yura XIANG YOU LAN acchi o XIANG YOU LAN 
Yonsennen no rekishi NI HAO Chuugoku 
Bura bura MAI DONG XI kocchi de MAI DONG XI 
Suzuri fude te ni shite NI HAO Chuugoku


NI HAO Chuugoku!

"That was wonderful Yao!! Judges, what do you think?" She asks.

"That was great old friend!" Romulus cheers.

"Ja, zhat vas very good." Fritz agrees.

"Thank you so much." Yao says before walking off stage.

"Next we have my little brother Ivan Braginski, more commonly known as Russia!!" Raven says and Ivan walks out.

"Thank you my big sister Raven, today I will be singing The Russian Lullaby by Irving Berlin." Ivan says before singing deeply.

Where the dreamy volga flows
There's a lonely russian rose
Gazing tenderly
Down upon her knee
Where a baby's brown eyes glisten
Listen

Ev'ry night you'll hear her croon
A russian lullaby


Just a little plaintive tune
When baby starts to cry

Rock-a-bye my baby
Somewhere there may be

A land that's free for you and me
And a russian lullaby

"Judges, what are your opinions?" Rae asks.

"Um that was nice...?" Romulus says tentatively.

"Ja, zhat vas nice...?" Fritz says kinda weirdly.

"Thank you all for allowing me to be here." Ivan says sweetly before walking away.

"Next up we have Francis Bonnefoy, more commonly known as France." Raven says.

"Bonjour I am Francis and today I'll be singing Ne na na by Vaya con dios." He says blowing a kiss towards the crowd and then starts singing. 

I got on the phone and called the girls, said
Meet me down at Curly Pearls, for a
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
In my high-heeled shoes and fancy fads
I ran down the stairs hailed me a cab, going
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah

When I pushed the door, I saw Eleanor
And Mary-Lou swinging on the floor, going
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Sue came in, in a silk sarong
She walzed across as they played that song,
going
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah

Annie was a little late
She had to get out of a date with a
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Curly fixed another drink
As the piano man began to sing that song
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah

It was already half past three
But the night was young and so were we,
dancing
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Oh Lord, did we have a ball
Still singing, walking down that hall, that
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Ney, Nah Neh Nah
Nah Neh Nah

Ok, Francis that was absolutely wonderful but what do our judges have to say?" Rae says.

"That was great nephew." Romulus cheers.

"Zhat vas good." Fritz says.

"Merci, to all of you. And to all the belles, I'm free tonight~" he says blowing a kiss and walking off stage.

"Up next we have Matthew Williams more commonly known as Canada!!" Raven says kindly.

"B-bonjour grandpa Rome, it's great to finally meet you, I'm Francis' son." Matt introduces.

"Ciao my little nephew, let's talk after all this is over alright?" Romulus suggests.

"Oui, of course. Today I'll be singing Oh Canada by Five Iron Frenzy." Matthew says before singing happily.

Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

"Do all my family sing like the gods?" Romulus suggests "You did very well Matthew."

"You did a good job." Fritz says.

"Merci." Matthew says before walking off stage.

"Well those are our contestants. Let's bring them back out on stage in order! First Feliciano! Then Ludwig! Next Kiku! After him it's Lovino! Next is Tonio!! Then Eliza!! After her it was Gilbert!! Now it's Alfred!!! Next is Arthur!! After him was Yao!! Next was Ivan!! Now it's Francis!! Finally it was Matthew!! Please leave a comment below on who would stay and who should go and I'll announce who moves on and who goes home next week!! I've been your host for the first episode, and hopefully season, of Hetalia Idol!! See ya next week!!" Raven says.
Hey people!! I'm back!! Please leave a comment for those who start and who goes so I can count them up and work on part two, then part three!! If you guys want the links to the songs please comment and I'll send you them. Also if you see any spelling or grammar errors, please tell me so I can fix them.

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Picture © person who drew it
Songs © the various artists and musicians
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Liettore's avatar
Prussia must go. That song is way overdone, especially for him.